今天看到的笑話
發表於 : 05/22/2002 6:02 am
American History Lesson
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said,give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Suzuki.
- "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth?"
- Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed,
Suzuki, who
is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
- Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"
- Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to he Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher.
- "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob-hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.
- Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice. "Gary Condit, to
Chandra
Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"
- and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2002."
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said,give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Suzuki.
- "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth?"
- Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed,
Suzuki, who
is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
- Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?"
- Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to he Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher.
- "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob-hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.
- Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice. "Gary Condit, to
Chandra
Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"
- and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2002."