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Do not believe the lies of the PC infidels. The PC chips have not reached
3GHz. It is Apple that is at 3GHz. Our initial assessment is that the PC is
still at 250MHz, and we will slaughter Microsoft in the server market and
in the home. Our market share is at 90%.

We are in control. The PC users are in a state of hysteria. They do not even
have control over themselves! Do not believe them! Losers, they think that
by building fabs and plants and chips and trying to distort the feelings of
the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.

NO! We have retaken the education market! The infidels attacked the
education market but we have killed them all with bullets and shoes. There
are NO PCs there. I will take you there to the public schools and show you.
IN ONE HOUR!

http://64.39.15.171/

啊～看來伊拉克的新聞局長跑到美國蘋果來上班啦....

"And we never, ever, had any kernel panic bug in OS X. NEVER!"

"All those who report kernel panic in OS X are traitors who actually are using a Windows PC and get BSOD, but lie to cover up their fear. Do not believe them. They are evil. They will be slaughtered on the wall of 1 Infinite Loop."

"What battery life problem? Our advanced iBook and PowerBook series of notebook computers doesn't even use batteries. They are so advanced that they run on cold fusion. So if they claim any battery issues after system update must be lying."

bryanchang 寫:啊～看來伊拉克的新聞局長跑到美國蘋果來上班啦....

可能被美國蘋果解雇囉, 所以今天傳出他已經上吊自殺

Chester

chester 寫:

bryanchang 寫:啊～看來伊拉克的新聞局長跑到美國蘋果來上班啦....

可能被美國蘋果解雇囉, 所以今天傳出他已經上吊自殺

Chester

死的可能是他的替身？

每個人都有替身啊！

在伊拉克幹替身這行好像很不錯～

麻辣杯麵 寫:每個人都有替身啊！

在伊拉克幹替身這行好像很不錯～

呵呵～如果你是海珊的替身，然後在美軍轟炸後發現他沒被炸死，「只是少了條腿」，那你還會覺得幹替身這行好像很不錯嗎？ :P

不會啊！不是有幾個已經錢賺飽了，跑到國外逍遙去了嗎～