真不知道他是怎麼想到的
~> make love
make: don't know how to make love. Stop
~> why?
why?: No match.
看的懂的人應該會覺得很好笑。
好笑的簽名檔
版主: Alex Tsai、cjtai、the real unknown
Re: 好笑的簽名檔
Well, many variations of this joke has been circulated around... Guess it must have been contributed by many people. However, different versions of csh and bash will give you different responds. The following works in some version of C shell, I guess.
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Elvis?
Missing ].
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.